A Pony and Dental Hygiene for All

In the live free or die state, there is always more to politics than fifteenth-century debates about contraception or the rhetorical circus of the Romneys and Santorums. One lesser-known guy who Mac would vote for were horses to get the vote has a unique and attractively simple plan: a pony and dental hygiene for all. The platform (We are not kidding) is for every family in America to have a free pony and for every person to adhere to a mandatory dental hygiene law. A pony in every pasture is something Mac can vote for. And clean teeth for all would be, as our patriotic and mouthy Mac might say, good for America.